Babies and Boobies and Rapists, Oh My!
My dreams last night…oh gawd. They were pretty good ones, haha.
I had two separate dreams–the first one, I actually kind of know why it had some of the elements that it did, which I’ll tell you after I explain the dream.
So, the dream was a little bit choppy, and there are bits that I can’t remember, but from what I DO remember, I know that my mom was 9 months pregnant (and keep in mind–my mom is in her late 40s right now, so she’s probably not going to get pregnant in real life any time soon), and the HR lady from my work (don’t even ask me why she was in my dream–I have no clue whatsoever) was maybe 3 or 4 months pregnant. My mom was about to deliver, but she had to wait. Somehow, my HR lady was supposed to be her surrogate mother….something like my mom would have the baby, but it would come out through her..? I dunno. But my mom had to wait, because my HR lady hadn’t shown up yet. Eventually, she “fired” the HR lady, because she was really, really late. Then there was something about the sperm donor being there, and he tried to rape some other chick, and he got “fired” as well….like I said, very choppy dream, but still strange.
Now, the explanation.
Like I said, I’m not sure why my HR lady was in the dream, but as far as my mom being in the dream, that was due to the fact that I noticed I had a missed call on my phone from my mom right before I went to bed. As far as the pregnancies go, there were two reasons for that–first of all, I have a pregnant friend who has a baby shower this Saturday–I had received the invitation earlier that day. In addition to that, I think the reason why there were TWO pregnant women was because I had read an article earlier that day about two sisters delivering babies on the same day. haha As for the rest of it….nooooo clue.
The second dream was even weirder.
I was with my friend Carol, and I was on my computer, looking at her Facebook page. I saw a picture of her and another girl (or so I thought), and the other girl was half-naked, covering up her A-cup boobs/nipples with each hand. The other girl had really short hair, and looked kind of like a femenine boy. I turned to Carol, and said, “hey, I didn’t know you were a lesbian!” and Carol turned to me and said, “I’m not! Even though it looks like he has boobs, he’s still a team player ‘down there’” and she motioned to her crotch. She then proceeded to explain to me (with pictures, too) that the guy had extra fat deposits right where boobs would be, and showed me pictures of him not covering them, and they didn’t even have nipples….
That was all, really.
NO CLUE where that dream came from O___o
But then again, that’s why I made this blog in the first place, right? 
